Still moving further into the future …
Well to those of you new to this type of thing (and hopefully that could be a few of you, because i’ve not seen many nights with a strange website like this) here’s how this thing will work. instead of a static webpage talking about “what our night is like” (which you’d read once, then never look at again) me and mark are going to keep this page updated regularly with all sorts of tidbits, including instances of us getting giddy over our favourite records … which is exactly what this post is. the difference in this website from a normal one though is that we want to give you all a chance to enjoy what we’re enjoying, and get a feel for the night through the stuff that we’re playing. and of course the only way to really do that is to share it out …

lindstrã¸m & prins thomas – naa er druene paa sitt beste (mp3)
for those of you not in the know (and woe betide you for coming to the party so late), lindstrã¸m & prins thomas are currently riding high on the norwegian wave that some of us like to call scando-med cosmic disco, and this is a track from their self-titled debut album soon to drop on eskimo recordings. it’s another slow-mo balearic beauty, in the vain of hans peter’s six cups of rebel ep. the album is completely dope, half super cosmic stylee, half beautiful blissed out grooves like those heard here.
it’s going to drop in a few weeks on cd and 3 x lp, and words can’t express how much love i feel for it already. be sure to head for your local independent and pick it up, or turn up on a saturday night and i’m quite certain you’re sure to hear something from these guys.
feel free to share your love of norway in the comments below …
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Woody added these pithy words on Sep 23 05 at 2:15 pmErm yes…
I love scando-med cosmic disco,
Especially Putsch 79 and Spirit Catcher……
Ahhhhhhh
Kev added these pithy words on Sep 23 05 at 4:25 pmglad you like it woods – what’s the craic with your do on monday? looking forward to seeing you dj again after missing those times at spankeys. what you up to the weekend?
Woody added these pithy words on Sep 23 05 at 7:20 pmThe Craic is….
Me & Nic are getting the party goin from 12-2 @ the Attic this Monday- Playing anything we want whenever we want!!
Its all Disco
Saturday I shall be seen gracing common as per, having a few beers + listening to some tunes with my pals.
Kev added these pithy words on Sep 23 05 at 8:22 pmlooking forward to seeing ya … get us bookmarked chief!
Anonymous added these pithy words on Sep 24 05 at 4:23 pmJeepers, it’s all a bit giddy on here.
Like the look of the new site guys, and if that picture of the unshaved, starving, hippy gimp in a paupers vest is one of you, then congratulations on deciding it should be the only picture of yous on the site – a good move (especially if you ever get any women looking at the site…..likely?)The best bit of the site is the music recommendations, but how the bloody hell am I supposed to know what they are?
You’ve only done a review of the Scando new med classic and there are no details of the others.
I can see the pictures, but the text is too small to read on them so don’t know what your recommendations are.
I’ve spotted the Lindstrom and PT, Neu is pretty obvious and of course I know the Axelrod mini epic, but the Steve Miller is the only obvious one out of Mark’s pics – that could be anything on Gamm, Columbia or any nondescript, European minimal house track.
Do us a list under the pics in future lads.Can I ask some questions?
This blog, they are clothing related.What are salapetes (sp?)?
I think they may be an article of sports related clothing.Why do some men still wear T shirts (and no proper shirt) with a suit? What’s that all about?
Are sandals wrong?
If no, what kind of person are you that takes pleasure from seeing men’s toes?
The Common Badger added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 8:31 amIf only it WERE a picture of either of ‘em.
Although it could be the smackhead bastard child of the pair of them – the build of Mark and the hairyness of the wolf man.
Anon – To find out what the records are from the pictures just hover the mouse over them for a little pop-up message.
Oh, and Kev, what’s with the lack of capitals and the atrocious American spelling of titbits – there’s nothing wrong with tits!
Kev added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 1:00 pmhey anon,
glad you like the site, it’s been a bit of graft to get it running and it’s got a lot of work that needs doing still. the guy in the vest is Lindstrom, but the dishevelled bearded look is one that me and mark both favour.
as chris said, just mouseover the recommendations to get the full details, and we’re hoping to keep them updated weekly with stuff we’re digging.
in answer to your questions;
1) a salapets are (according to my colleague sat next to me) skiing trousers, waterproof and windproof so you can stay on the piste without getting too cold or wet.
2)the t-shirt under suit thing is part of the “smart-casual” school of dressing, with people enjoying dressing down more smart items of clothing to create a new look … it’s fine by me!
3)open toe sandals with straps = wrong, flip-flops = right. but it’s not just men’s toes that are horrible, i reckon all toes are quite unappealing.
mark could possibly provide a little more info on the fashion questions, he’s actually studying the thing and his exam questions would probably be similar to those you have posed …
ps – chris, the lack of capitals is a style choice (after trying a few things i think it looks better)
Mark added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 3:05 pmWell it is getting ever so slightly excitable on here…..
So,where do i begin…..
First things first I think Mr Lindstrom is a thouroughly handsome young man…….and if you ask me, the 9st stone bearded caveman look is all the rage, its what the women of today want and incidently, just cannot get enough of.
Second of all, id like to put my degree in fashion into good use and answer some of anons teasing questions.
As Kev said, these questions are not so dis-similar to an end of year exam, so to a trained mind like mine, this shouldn’t be a problem.Question 1…..After doing an extensive 200 word essay in my 3rd year at uni on ‘The demise of classic ski trousers juxtoposed with the rise of salapettes ‘….I can safely tell you that Kevin is spot on with his answer. A bit of a tip for you as well, ‘Don’t tuck your salapetes into your boots, pull them over the outside to keep the snow out’.
Question 2……Tough one this……Although i am not 100% against the t-shirt blazer statement, i am not a fan, reminds me of the Gareth Gates/Will Young era. I must say i am defintley more inclined to the look of the shirt/blazer connection, preferably paired with a skinny tie, a nice fitted blazer (Dior Homme,lovely!!) always works for me as well…american football esque shoulder pads are a big no no.
Question 3…..All i can say is thonged sandals are a massive ultra Gay NO NO. Thonged Birkenstocks are the devils work in my eyes.Any man seen wearing them should have his feet removed with a blunt pizza cutter….Why Why Why!!!!! Other sandals don’t really bother me, i never look at mens toes, so can’t say that i get any sort of pleasure….womens toes on the other hand…..SLURP
Anyway ANON, i hope that helps in your Quest for ‘fashion’ clarity.
Any more brain teaser would be most welcome.
Anonymous added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 5:24 pmHey guys, thanks for the replies.
Kev – are tidbits (I agree, awful) and mouseover really words? If not, then hurrah! I applaude your creativity.
Thanks for the ‘heads up’ (another Americanism for you Kev) on the recommendeds.
That copy of Georgy Porgy is a bootleg – you cheapskate Mark!You’re right about the salapetes and thanks for the tuck tip Mark – but what are the trousers called that are made for people riding horses? Do you know of any other equine-specific apparel? Name them.
Wearing T shirts with suits is fine by you Kev – that’s lame. Take a stand. Some things are important. You will never see a guy wearing a T shirt with a suit that wouldn’t look better if it were replaced by a proper shirt. Men who wear T shirts with suits look like proper dicks (and make a bee line for Bluu bar, so I’m told). This combo reminds you of the Gareth Gates / Will Young era Mark
???????????????????
Era? From whence do you write these replies Mark?
The year 2008?
Gates and Young are as current as can be (although not as current as current bun affairs).
You fashion types probably already work a few seasons in advance I suspect. What’s the big look for this Christmas Mark – I don’t keep up to date with fashion culture, the latest look I’ve spotted the models sporting is a rolled up £20 note, massive line of filth and a talentless, profane wanker in a hat as a cancerific appendage. Vibe me up Jon Paul Goatherder.Kev, you’re right about all toes looking unappealing (Mark – you’re weird), but flip flops? Right? WRONG! Flip flops may be acceptable footwear in third world countries, but they make you walk like a proper mincer. Very wrong. Sandals aren’t much better, but preferable in my book (”The Lives And Times Of A Nonny Mouse” a potential bestseller).
Lastly, I’d like to end with the funniest quote of today
“I must say i am defintley more inclined to the look of the shirt/blazer connection, preferably paired with a skinny tie, a nice fitted blazer (Dior Homme,lovely!!) always works for me” Mark
Who the nonny are you trying to kid!
You look like one of Fagen’s children, post puberty, trying to audition for an extras part in Home and Away! And you’re from chuffing Oldham. Fitted blazer, ha, ha, ha!Big luv
A Nonny Mouse xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kev added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 5:49 pmwow that’s some comment action going on there … and agreed, flip flops are acceptable for a third world counrty, but i’ve just come back from one so i could be excused.
those horse riding pants are called jodhpurs, but i don’t know about anything else.
he latest look I’ve spotted the models sporting is a rolled up £20 note, massive line of filth and a talentless, profane wanker in a hat as a cancerific appendage. Vibe me up Jon Paul Goatherder.
sounds like you’re well on the ball mr anonymous – but the fact you know bluu bar and that scholesy is from oldham might suggest you’re not as anonymous as first suspected …
Mark added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 9:08 pmhmmmm…..mr anonymous hey……..
kev is right…..
u know where bluu bar is and u know about my post pubic oliver esque appearence, this somewhat arouses suspicion…………….im glad u like the salopettes tuck tip and the fashion quote on blazers (im sure mr homme wouldn’t find it so funny however, fashion is a serious business)…………..all i can say is…u send in the questions and we will send out the answers.
as for your new teaser….kevin is spot on again….jodhpurs are indeed the tight fitting trousers which horse riders adhere to….however there are alternatives, breeches are one of these alternatives……very similar to jophpurs in style but not in length…..
another alternative….which personally is my favourite……chaps….these are usually worn over jodhpurs and are more of a winter and manly alternative, match them up with a cheque shirt (preferably of a western cowboy persusion) then buckle up, mount and kick those heels in……….yeehah
if your a local ‘nonny mouse’, which i gather you are….may i suggest a trip down to your local barbour store…..although a popular apparel designer they are known to specialise in the odd piece of equestrian clothing……which, correct me if i am wrong, you have a fondness for…..
Kate Moss added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 9:25 pmNo way…I thought this site was all about hot new music, didn’t realise you provided fantastic fashion advice…can you solve drug related issues too??
Kev added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 9:45 pmsure thing kate, just pop round with some supplies and we can talk it all over. scholesy might lend you some clothes as well, they might be a bit tight on you though
The Common Web Badger added these pithy words on Sep 26 05 at 11:45 pmAnon – ‘tidbits’ is indeed a real word, in as much as it is an ‘acceptable American alternative’ (although that would seem to be a contradiction in terms). As for ‘mouseover’, it’s probably more of a ‘geek speak’ coloquialism but can surely be forgiven and no doubt will be in next year’s Collins New English dictionary along with ‘electroclash’ and ‘pyjama-party’. And I’m pretty sure ‘recommendeds’ isn’t a proper word, those of us with a more full grasp of the English language tend to use ‘recommendations’.
As for ‘era’ – a quick search of the dictionary will yield “a long and distinct period of history with a particular feature or characteristic”. Well thankfully the Will/Gareth era wasn’t long but did have a ‘particular feature or characteristic’ (all round crapness) so I think Mark can be allowed that minor vocabulistic error (he is a fashion student after all!).
As for bootleg records; hmmm, £3.99 in Vinyl Exchange for a re-release or £399 on Ebay for the original, 20 copies only available in Hull release? I know what I’d rather spend my cash on (more money left over for flip-flops). IT’S THE SAME BLOODY SONG ANYWAY.
Use of the word ‘luv’ (is THAT a real word? – “nonstandard spelling of love”) suggests Mr Anonymous may be Miss Anonymous (or just a big girl’s blouse).
Suit and T-shirt DOES equal ‘proper dick’ but, is it better or worse than wearing a blazer with jeans and some sort of white patent leather footwear (especially if they’re ripped and bleached jeans with some attractive print and stitching detail on the thighs)?
Anonymous added these pithy words on Sep 27 05 at 3:17 pmThanks Mark and Kev for responding to my comments with the same lighthearted humour in which they were written.
The same I cannot say to the superior badger entity.
“And I’m pretty sure ‘recommendeds’ isn’t a proper word, those of us with a more full grasp of the English language tend to use ‘recommendations’.”
You condescending tit.
How do you know what my grasp of the EL is?
From two blog entries?
Watch your tongue son.
This is a blog, not an English lesson, and I can use as many abbreviations, slang words, made up words (as I applauded Kev for doing) as I want, and I don’t expect to policed for using them.“As for ‘era’ – a quick search of the dictionary will yield “a long and distinct period of history with a particular feature or characteristic”. Well thankfully the Will/Gareth era wasn’t long but did have a ‘particular feature or characteristic’ (all round crapness) so I think Mark can be allowed that minor vocabulistic error (he is a fashion student after all!).”
It wasn’t an error of vocabulary clever lad, you didn’t understand my point (nor the word, until you looked it up).
It shouldn’t need explaining, as it’s THAT simple really, but as you’ve got totally the wrong end of the stick, and my sense of humour, I’ll try and explain it simply for you.“reminds me of the Gareth Gates/Will Young era.”
was Mark’s original comment, implying that he was reminiscing about an ‘era’ of long ago. My point was that the ‘era’ is not ancient history, as Will Young is still very much a current ’star’. Vocabulary wasn’t an issue.
“As for bootleg records; hmmm, £3.99 in Vinyl Exchange for a re-release or £399 on Ebay for the original, 20 copies only available in Hull release? I know what I’d rather spend my cash on (more money left over for flip-flops). IT’S THE SAME BLOODY SONG ANYWAY.”
You write that nonsensical distortion of form and punctuation, jumping from lower case to capitals on a whim, and then you want to take me to task for writing the word luv????? A grip. Get one.
For a start 12″s aren’t £3.99 anymore, you’d be lucky to get a UK one for £5 these days, and these bootlegs are probably nearer £7.50 in price.
£30 is a more realistic price for an original, so you’re only £360 or so out there.
Of course it’s the same song, it just sounds awful because it’s a bootleg.
However, you could only really tell the difference if you played it on a decent soundsystem, so it all depends on where it’s getting spun I suppose ………………. …………………………………..“Use of the word ‘luv’ (is THAT a real word? – “nonstandard spelling of love”) suggests Mr Anonymous may be Miss Anonymous (or just a big girl’s blouse).”
Good comment.
In the clammouring rush around here for people to join in the blog perhaps these words were in fact meant to encourage correspondance and participation (or even attendance) in some way and I missed it ??????????
Mark added these pithy words on Sep 27 05 at 4:47 pmwell i never………its getting awfully heated on these here pages………
i never thought a nonsensical comment about a will young/ gareth gates ‘era’ could cause such a stir….maybe the word ‘fad’ would have been more appropiate…..and in regards to the other comment which seems to have caused a blog esque riot…….the picture of the toto 12″ is one kev sourced off the internet……so even if it is a bootleg or the original or an albanian repress……who cares….its not mine anyway***
so at the risk of sounding like a woggle wearing scout leader…..
come on now mr badger and mr nonny mouse…lets play friends again….lets not bicker and fight over gramatical mishaps…….im much more game for a slice of equestrian trivia….
*** but smuggly yes, i do own the original.
Kev added these pithy words on Sep 27 05 at 9:48 pmwoah chill out dudes, it’s all supposed to be love in them there comments, “ou est le boeuf?”
correspondance is indeed encouraged, there’s no need to bite anyones head off …
The Common Web Badger added these pithy words on Sep 27 05 at 11:38 pmOh dear, the slightly tongue-in-cheek spirit in which I wrote my last post hasn’t come across too well (in my defense, I was ever so slightly under the influence of 5 bottles of Paulaner courtesy of Cord) and was only leaping to the defense of my good friend Mark (not that he needs it).
I think you too may well have misunderstood my sense of humour but I was simply continuing the light-hearted nit-picking in which you yourself were indulging.
However, despite a comprehensive school education in Burnley, I do know the meaning of ‘era’ and, whilst my intent genuinely wasn’t to be condescending, the same cannot be said for refering to someone as ’son’ (although in similar situations I do rather prefer to use ’sunshine’ myself – it tends to get people’s backs right up!). Full marks for use of the word ‘tit’ though. It has the benefit of being comically insulting whilst remaining friendly the ears of grandparents.
The record comment I hold my hands up to. I mistook your dig for the oh-so-annoyingly-common DJ snobbery about ‘not really being into the music unless you actually took a guided tour around the vinyl factory, watched the record being pressed and then stumped up the five shillings and sixpence saved from 10 years of delivering newspapers through some perennial winter (all before the invention of long trousers and hot beverages) to buy the first (and therefore only valid) copy of the record in question’ (unless you got it on white label promo of course!).
To Mr Nonny Mouse I extend the olive branch of peace and a small piece of humble pie (of which I have partaken myself – along with some lovely mash) in the hope that this can be the first time time in recorded history that a mouse and a badger have begrudgingly shaken hands and muttered ’sorry mate’ whilst disapproving onlookers shake their heads. I also apologise to Mark and Kev for causing a bit of a scene – it really isn’t like me.
I do however still question your assertion that Will and Gareth are current (unless you’re keeping for yourself some secret white label promo that proves otherwise!) although the idea of Mark daydreaming (in glorious soft focus of course or that funny, scratchy, running at the wrong speed black and white) of some bygone golden reign (in both the world’s of music and fashion) of HRHs Will and Gareth does raise a titter – and is probably, worryingly, not too far from the truth.
As for equestrian trivia, is it true that asses and mules are the androgynous offspring of horses and donkeys?
Anonymous added these pithy words on Sep 29 05 at 10:55 pmits all a bit trippy, anon your dumped.
mrs. anon
Anonymous added these pithy words on Sep 30 05 at 1:02 amKevin, stop leaving anonymous messages. We all know its you…Ha Ha
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